Dear John,
I want to thank you for all the time you’ve spent at this blog and Internet Marketing 101, the blog I write for MaineToday.com.
However, I think it’s time we start seeing other people.
You see, I’m just tired of deleting your comment spam day after day on my blogs. Like your recent comment on my post about my client who has a clip of himself playing tuba and piano at the same time on YouTube. You say, "Marvellous!I can send you real estate success stories and seminars which was arranged…"
I mean, what the hell does that even mean? Are you even listening to me?
It’s always about you John, and your next Real Estate scam scheme strategy. You never ask me about how I’m doing, what I’m feeling. I need someone who listens, who likes to go for long walks, and offers me a shoulder to cry on. You’re just not the man I thought you were.
It’s not me John, it’s you.
Please, don’t call, don’t write. This is difficult enough as it is. In the immortal words of Steve Martin,
"I break with thee, I break with thee, I break with thee." And now I throw dog-poop on your shoes.
